About The Card
Ostrich Birthday. “One day you are cock of the walk, the next a feather duster”. Like him or loathe him, this Piers Morgan ‘family motto’ is familiar to the Ostrich fraternity, who know only too well that if they don’t move quick their feathers will be farmed for dusters. This spongey card from Octavian Fitzherbert and George Grinling serves to inform us that if your birthday cake is fortunate enough to be in the path of a careering Ostrich then wish them godspeed. It is good for them, and also saves you the ignominy of trying to chase down the fastest foot-racing bird on the planet. With a top speed a shade over 40mph, you certainly ain’t catching ‘em!